DYARGLERBLARGH

I had fun on the trip and lots of lulz with my fonkle (ILU ZEEKEY) and my family members blah blah that was like 400 years ago anyway so nobody cares.

Anyway, lately I've gotten tarped by one of the internets's biggest tarps which is tarping more and more of the internets every day. This tarp just so happens to be called Second Life. Call me a faggot, but Jesus Christ that "game" is like really fun. I like being able to build shit and actually get it to work. However, the most fun I have in the game is, of course, spamming the hell out of it. For example, one time I had this C4 weapon, which when detonated, would orbit (blow people 400 feet in the air or just out of the sim [piece of land] which usually results in B&s and lols) everyone within about 20 feet away from it. With this weapon, I marched into various virtual sex clubs where people where up to all sorts of 3-D polygonal, textured, animated and unprotected sexual hijinks, planted it in places where people were either doing it, dancing, or just standing around, and /5 boom'd them all the way into the next sim. One guy threatened to kill my avatar afterwards. How so very very intimidating. Also the account I used got banned because APPARENTLY a name such as Beardick Jacobus is considered innapropriate in the world of Second Life! What a bitch.

Anyway, besides falling for the tarp, I also got an irl job at an store. I don't really feel like going into detail about that right now but I go into training sometime this week. ogods. My managers seem like cool guys though, and that's good. My fellow new hires seem pretty nice too, though I can only really socialize with about 3 of them so far because I met other new hires yesterday and i couldn't talk to them at all. I mean I had nothing against them but the whole time I was with them, there was an awkward silence, and it was so annoying. I also got to do lots of training assessments. I was at the store for five hours doing the assessments. I still didn't get them all done :)
My manager seems okay with it though as long as i complete everything within a couple of days.

Hopefully next monday, we can get my college application sent in. We haven't been able to do it the past couple of times because the admissions place was closed both times. What a bitch :(

kthxbai